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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

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DAY 30 OF 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS,
"NEVER BECOME THE ALCOHOLIC PARENT WHO'S KIDS REFUSE TO VISIT BECAUSE YOU DO DUMB THINGS ON HOLIDAYs, LIKE DRESS UP THE FAMILY FOR EASTER, EVEN THE DOG, OR ON CHRISTMAS WHEN DRUNK SANTA GIVES OUT BOTTLES OF JIM BEAM, AND FRUIT CAKE..."

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Day 29 of 30

day 29 of 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS, WHEN AT THE BARS HUNTING COUGAR, JUST REMEMBER 3 THINGS THE LIGHTS IN THERE ARE DIM FOR A REASON, THE INVENTION OF MAKE UP, AND SHE WON'T LOOK LIKE THAT COME MORNING.

Monday, June 28, 2010

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day 28 of 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS, DON'T BECOME OR BRAG THAT YOU USE "GHB THE DATE RAPE DRUG, TO GET LAID" , BECAUSE THE HOT GIRL YOU PLANNED TO DRUG,SAW YOUR CUSTOM PLATES AND DRUGGED YOU INSTEAD, THEN TRADED YOU TO THIS GUY FOR SOME SMOKES."

Sunday, June 27, 2010

day 27 of 30

DAY 27 OF 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS,
"NEVER GET SO SLOSHED THAT YOU RANDOMLY TELL PEOPLE YOU LOVE THEM, SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THE OFFER, LEAVING YOU FEELING LIKE YOU CLIMBED BROKE BACK MTN.
AND LADIES YOU MIGHT WAKE UP LOOKING FOR A REASON TO FEEL GUILTY EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T ... "

Saturday, June 26, 2010

day 26

day 26 of 30
alcohol related mistakes never to make, todays is, " NEVER MISPLACE OR FORGET YOUR CELL PHONE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, BECAUSE YOU MAY NEVER SEE IT AGAIN, AND BECAUSE OF YOUR OCD , YOU WILL TRY TO FIND IT NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES."

Friday, June 25, 2010

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DAY 25 OF 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS, "NEVER GET SO WASTED THAT WHEN DRIVING TO GET MORE BEER, YOU IGNORE THE STREET SIGNS TO FIND THE SHORTEST ROUTE, SOMETIMES PLAYING CHICKEN WITH OTHER CARS, AND ENDING UP INSIDE A STORE FRONT."

Thursday, June 24, 2010

30in30days

day 24 of 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS, "NEVER WEAR YOUR FAVORITE OUTFIT TO GO COW TIPPING, and NEVER BREAK THE CARDINAL RULES OF TIPPING 1. ALWAYS HAVE A WAR CRY, 2. IT'S UNACCEPTABLE TO KNOCK OVER ANY ANIMAL OTHER THAN THE COWS IN THE FIELD, 3. NEVER LET YOUR KIDS GO TIPPING WHILE YOUR IN THE TRUCK DRINKING ALONE, YOU MIGHT MISS THE BIG ONE"

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

30 in 30 days

DAY 22 OF 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS, "WHENEVER YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AND HAD THE URGE TO BE ROMANTIC, I RECOMMEND YOU NEVER THROW ROCKS AT A WINDOW UNLESS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT HOUSE AND WINDOW"

Monday, June 21, 2010

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DAY 21 OF 30
ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, TODAYS IS, "ALWAYS THINK TWICE WHEN PICKING UP WOMEN IN A COLLEGE TOWN BAR, LIKE TOWSON, MD, BECAUSE WHEN SHE GIVES YOU THE I'll ROCK YOUR WORLD LOOK AND SAYS YOU'LL BE IN CUFFS BY MORNING, IT WASN'T WHAT SHE MEANT."

Sunday, June 20, 2010

day 20

day 20 of 30
alcohol RELATED MISTAKES to never make, TODAYS IS,
"never get so wasted you stumble into a church and you mistake the confessional for a coat check, and when the person on the otherside won't take your coat, don't punch them through the screen."

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Day 19 of 30

day19 of 30
alcohol RELATED MISTAKES never to make, TODAYS IS, "when pissing on a fence try to balance yourself, never wear flipflops to a bar you get piss on your feet, if you find a girl standing up to pee she might be a man, when getting revenge on someone by peeing on their lawn look for cameras, and last don't do this, how do you do this really unless your shitfaced"

Friday, June 18, 2010

DAY 18 OF 30

day 18 OF 30 ALCOHOL RELATED MISTAKES NEVER TO MAKE, "TODAYS IS, IF YOUR DRIVING INTOXICATED AND FLIP THE CAR NEVER USE THE EXCUSE I WAS FOLLOWING THE BOUNCING ARROW YOUR HONOR, OR SORRY MR. WOODS, I KNOW IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE BUT I HAD A FEW DRINKS AND STOLE YOUR GOLF CART, AND WELL I WASN'T MY FAULT,AND I WAS GONNA BRING IT BACK, UNTIL THAT LAST TURN BY THE POND"

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