30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

" GIVE ME THAT TICKET, I'LL MAKE YOU ALL VANISH.....

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30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"man i know you, your that crazy cracker cop that thinks i'm some kinda pimp, always pullin me over..."

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"where the f?#* did you idiots learn to conduct a car chase"

30things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

" since everyone knows this is where you park we put up that sign"

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30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"i can't get a ticket, i'll do anything, even pose on your hood"

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30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"hey officer kemp, you'll never believe what happened, i know you ain't gonna believe this but i wrecked another car..."

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30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"C'MON, DUTCH TAKE OFF THE ROBOCOP UNIFORM...this shit ain't funny"

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"ARE YOU AS EMBARRASSED AS ME, I MEAN I GET PULLED OVER BY THE CIRCUS CLOWN CAR, BUT YOU, YOU GOTTA DRIVE THAT THING IN PUBLIC"

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"HEY HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE THE FAT COP FROM "SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT"

30 THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A COP AFTER BEING PULLED OVER

"i know the damage to my car looks bad, but you can't prove i backed into that drugstore earlier, ....that is why you pulled me over, right"

30 things not to say to a cop after being pulled

" C'mon, YOU CAN'T LOCK ME UP, I'M TOO PRETTY FOR PRISON, THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME ALIVE"

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"JUST BECAUSE YOUR A COP IT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BREAK THE LAW, ... I KNOW I WATCH "LAW AND ORDER"

30 things to never say to a cop after being pulled over

"who the f#?* are you suppossed to be, THE LONE RANGER and friends, YOU LOOK MORE LIKE THE THREE AMIGOS..."

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"VIKINGS SUCK, FARVE SUCKS, YOU FAKE ASS Minnesota COPS SUCK TOO, I DARE YOU... TAZE ME."

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"hey fatty, how fast will that puppy go, i mean with you on it."

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

" now how the hell was to know you were a woman, you look like a guy i played football with"

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"hey, barney...
andy needs you back at the station"

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"come on, your not really pulling me over, cause your not really a cop, but i'll play along, ...i am being punked, right"

FWD:30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"OH MY GOD, IT'S THE COP FROM THE VILLIAGE PEOPLE, ...(YMCA)" I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYBODY THE COP FROM THE VILLIAGE PEOPLE GAVE ME A TICKET, CAN I GET YOUR PICTURE..."

30 things never to say to a cop after being pulled over

"OK STAY ON THE BIKE, I'LL WRITE MYSELF THE TICKET, AND KEEP YOUR PEN IT'S GOT DONUT GLAZE ALL OVER IT"

30 THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A COP AFTER BEING PULLED OVER

Day 7
" GO AHEAD OFFICER TAKE THE WEED IN THE CAR, THATS NOT MINE, I KEEP MY SH@+ IN THE HOUSE, GO CHECK"