day 28

day 28
of 30 things you wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, todays is, wishing you knew how your mom always knew when anybody had their hand in the cookie jar...

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day 27

day 27
of 30 things you wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, todays is, ever Since childhood they told you wait til your married to have sex, now your married but have no idea what to do...

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Day 26

day 26
of 30 things you wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, todays is, the only two women a young boy can't date in school are the female gym teacher and the hall monitor lady, their exclusive...

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DAY 25

day 25
of 30 things you wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, todays is, wishing that someone might have told you that your sweet beautiful aunt jen, the one you kissed a million times on the lips, was in fact movie star, jenna haze... and is famous for XXX FILMS.

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day 24

DAY 24
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, TODAYS IS, WISHING YOU KNEW THAT TAKING YOUR DADS VIAGRA WOULD GIVE YOU WOOD LASTING LONGER THAN 4HRS AND A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

Day 23

DAY 23 OF
30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, TODAYS IS, THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE RAISED BY A SINGLE DAD, YOU NEVER GOT THE WHITE PANTS AND HAVING YOUR PERIOD, IS A BAD IDEA TALK!!!!!!!

DAY 22

DAY 22
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, TODAYS IS, WHY DO OLD PEOPLE SMELL LIKE MOTH BALLS, AND SECOND HOW OLD IS THE CANDY IN THE DISH AT GRANDMA'S?

DAY 21

DAY 21
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, TODAYS IS, "WISHING YOU KNEW THAT YOUR PARENTS WERE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW SMOKING SEVERELY AGES YOU MAKING YOU LOOK 60 WHEN YOUR ONLY 42"

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DAY 20

DAY 20
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, TODAYS IS, " WHEN A HIGH SCHOOL girl ONLY DATES YOU FOR YOUR CAR, (SHES A HUBCAP HO) BUT WHEN A HIGH SCHOOL BOY ONLY DATES YOU FOR YOUR CAR, he's using you... he's either broke or not smart enough to pass the drivers test.

DAY 19

day 19
of 30 things YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS a KID, now THAT YOUR AN ADULT, todays IS, remember hiding in the bushes to watch a pretty girl, well girls think that's creepy, ...however girls that stalk boys are both crafty and crazier ...

DAY 18

day 18
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW as a KID, now THAT YOUR AN ADULT, todays IS, "smoking hot girls with braces [+] BLOWJOBS [=] FREE RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL ."

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DAY 17

day 17
OF 30 things You WISH you KNEW as a KID, now THAT YOUR AN ADULT, todays IS, growing up wishing you could be exactly like NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, WASN'T WHAT YOU BELIEVED IT WOULD BE, HE NEVER WAS A DR., (doggie howser ) HE NEVER MET YOUR MOTHER , ( BARNEY ). AND HE NEVER LIKED GIRLS, ... HE'S SOOOOOO GAY

DAY 16

day 16
OF 30 THINGS you WISH YOU KNEW AS a KID, now THAT YOUR AN ADULT, todays is, the time your parents tried to help you forget that you walked in on them by taking you to the zoo...

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DAY 15

DAY 15
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, todays IS, remember the first time you sprayed or rubbed perfume or cologne on the private parts of your body, .....i bet you never did that again!

DAY 14

DAY 14
OF 30 THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A KID, NOW THAT YOUR AN ADULT, TODAYS IS," REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 6 AND YOU OVERHEARD YOUR BEST FRIENDS MOM SAYING SHE HIDES ALL HER TOYS UNDER HER BED, BUT WHEN YOU LOOKED ALL YOU FOUND WAS A BOX OF THINGS THAT WHEN YOU TURNED THEM ON ALL THEY DID WAS SHAKE..."

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Day 13

day 13
of 30 things you wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, Todays is, the tooth fairy, as a kid you pictured a smoking hot tooth fairy, nope just mom, and then to top it off your friend down the street gets $20 for his tooth, while you got sculpture of friggin pennies...

day 12

day 12
of 30 things you wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, todays is, as a kid you had the coolest slingshot, however your mom never could find her favorite thong...

day 11

day 11
of. 30 things You wish you knew as a kid, now that your an adult, TODAYS IS," Hugh Hefner started out, with a paper route, go figure the only job I never did as a kid...

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